Saturday, August 15, 2009

Cultural Enrichment at the Laundromat

Cultural Enrichment News

Zonka has translated yet another “isolated” cultural enrichment incident, this one from the town nearest Holger Danske’s stronghold.

From Ritzau via Jyllands-Posten:

20-year old woman forced into oral sex

A tour of the town ended badly for a 20-year-old woman in Helsingør, who on her way home was accosted by a man who dragged her into a laundromat, where he forced her to complete oral sex, report the North Zealand police.

The woman was walking home alone at about 4am through Strandgade in Helsingør, where she was met by a 20- to 25-year-old foreign man.

He pulled her by the hair into the laundromat, where he threatened to kill her unless she performed oral sex on him.

The police treats the case as “forced sexual conduct other than intercourse”, which is not rape, but closely related.

The man is described as 20-25 years old, 185 cm tall, and slender of build. He wore a white shirt with stripes, and blue jeans.

For a complete listing of previous enrichment news, see The Cultural Enrichment Archives.

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Gregory said...
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Watchman said...

Yup, definitely Swedish news. No mention of race or origin, simply a "foreign" man and a mention about his clothes.

X said...

Daft woman should have bit his todger off.

Anonymous said...

Incidents where the non-native nature of the perpetrator is not proven shouldn't go into the Cultural Enrichment category.

This can only lower GoV's respectability.

Baron Bodissey said...

Watchman --

This is Danish, not Swedish. If this were a Swedish enrichment incident, the news article would not even have mentioned that the perp was a foreigner. They would have given his estimated age, height, clothing, and hair & eye color. That would be it.

Etruscan --

The article plainly states that the man is a foreigner. Therefore it's immigrant crime, and fits within the rubric of "cultural enrichment".

As for respectability -- sorry, you're too late! GoV lost its respectability when first Charles Johnson and then Pajamas Media pronounced anathema against us. We've learned to live without it.

Anonymous said...


before my initial comment I had read the translation 2-3 times and wouldn't find that word...

Had it commin', not ma' day.

One_of_the_last_few_Patriots_left said...

*Sigh.......* If only.......

If such an incident had taken place here in New Hampshire, there is a high probablity that the woman would have solved the problem permanently by means of an application of ballistic energy directed into the nether regions of the "Cultural Enricher." Thus he would have been instantly "assimilated" into the cutural norms of New Hampshire!

spackle said...

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ɱØяñιηg$ʇðя ©™ said...

Baron is absolutely right. Swedish media would have covered it up completely unless the proof of the perp had been a native swede had been so obvious beyond the pale, then they would have had him described in detail, perhaps even published a sketch of him and as soon as he would had been arrested we would have known his full identity.