Saturday, December 15, 2007

Vote for Dymphna!

Dymphna blows her own tubaGay Patriot is holding his annual Grande Conservative Blogress Diva poll. Pamela and Sondra K are way out in front, so I’m urging all the Devotees of Dymphna to go over there and boost her score.

Yes, I know; Pamela has a couple of things going for her in this contest.

But Dymphna has a tuba. That should count for something.


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13 comments:

Dymphna said...

Hmmm...I'm confused. I thought that was the Baron's tuba.

He must have loaned it to me in a fit of..of...generosity. Yes, that's it: the Baron was feeling generous.

It would be nice if you guys voted for me, though I'll let you know ahead of time it's a lost cause. There are some Big Girls in that contest.

And then there are some girls with big assets, too.

If they had categories in this, Atlas would win in the Jewish Princess division. while I might score respectably in the Irish wise ass class.

Zonka said...

We all know what Pamela and Michelle looks like, but we haven't seen a picture of the tuba yet!!! (And no I'm not calling Dymphna a tuba, I have better manners)

Henrik R Clausen said...

Zonka's right - we demand a picture!

Anonymous said...

yup

that's right

Morgenholz said...

Tuba's ok. But if you have a Sousaphone, I'll hack the servers for ya..;-)

no2liberals said...

You got my vote.
Now...show us your grey matter!

X said...

I would have thought a Tuba was a fairly big asset...

(lets see if this name change will show up)

KGS said...

I think that Dymphna's "diva" qualities are a matter of public record, so no picture is really necessary. Besides, her anonymity as well as leaving us all wondering who really is the tuba player, makes the mystery surrounding her candidacy all the more alluring.

Zonka said...

@KGS,

None of us is demanding a picture of Dymphna, all we want is a picture of the tuba.

KGS said...

OH....I'm sure that could be arranged :-)

Mrs. EntryReqrd said...

My vote was just cast for Dymphna, of course!

Jungle Jim said...

I just voted for Dymphna, because I am also a tubist.

Rebel Radius said...

I thoroughly disagree.

My vote is for Pamela Geller.

Atlas Shrugs All The Way.!