Tuesday, January 27, 2009

You May Be a Taliban If…

Update: KGS has turned the same list into a pictorial essay.

This important list was just sent to us by Abu Elvis:

You may be a Taliban if…

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon ‘unclean.’
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
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10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.


prairie dog said...

Aaaaahaaaahaaa!!!! That made my day.


Sonam said...

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Afonso Henriques said...



Fellow Peacekeeper said...

Man, do you really think they don't molest the sheep and goats? I personally believe those afghan hillmen will hump anything softer than a pile of rocks.

Theres a damn good reason reason western ISAF / OEF soldiers quickly grow beards over there. As the Pashtun themselves say : Crows flying over Kandahar only flag with one wing, the other they use to cover their ass.

Sexual bans and frustrations and perversions are part and parcel of Islam, indivisible.

laine said...

The misbegotten followers of a 7th century warlord should have been laughed out of civilized company with this type of robust humor instead of given a respectful hearing in every western country by our ignorant and obsequious leaders who shower them with tax dollars, unearned honors, soapboxes galore, voluntary sharia compliance and kid glove treatment when they continually stretch and break our laws.

xlbrl said...

In many parts through the old Islamic Caliphate, a man is considered a pervert if he continues to have sex with men past the age of thirty.

Afonso Henriques said...

Xlbr, is that truth?

Great Fellow Peacekeeper... highly ammusing.