Wednesday, February 23, 2011

My Magic Green Hat

This is probably an old one, but it just came in our email, and I had never seen it before. I don’t know where it originated, but thanks to JP2 for forwarding it:

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the hat:

Magic hat

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew took off and left out the back door and l never got my order!


Unknown said...

Love it... and I live in Texas... Hmmm, will they think an OLD man could still be a Border Patrol agent? The world wonders!

Anonymous said...

Better have a gat when wearing that hat.

Findalis said...

Where can I get one of those?

Dymphna said...

@ findalis--

Like all good ideas, this one is probably as illegal as those folks who were fleeing from the E.R.

I wonder what facsimile one could make that was obviously a joke but still maintained the spirit of the message?

EscapeVelocity said...

Bury pigs at proposed Mosque construction sites.

1389 said...


All ya gotta do is crop-dust the sites with genuine Bacon Bits. Get the fine-ground type so that nobody can pick out the pieces and discard them.

Anonymous said...

I did not even need a hat. I wore a tan short-sleeved shirt and olive pants into a Wendy's late at night to get dinner, and by the time I turned around to get a table, the place was empty.