Thursday, February 28, 2008

Here Comes Mahmoud Cottontail

Hamas bunny

Here comes Mahmoud Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Jihad’s on its way

Bringin’ ev’ry girl and boy
A basketful of jihad joy
Things to make your Jihad
Bright and gay

He’s got napalm for Sagheer
Nuts and bolts for sister Sugra
There’s a plaque for your mommeer
And a big black hijab too. Oh!

Here’ comes Mahmoud Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppity
Happy Jihad Day

Look at him hop and listen to him say,
“Try to detonate the things you should”
Maybe if you’re extra good
He’ll roll lots of fun grenades your way.

You’ll wake up on Paradise morning
And you’ll know that he was there
When you find those choc’late raisins
That he’s hiding ev’rywhere, Oh!

Here comes Mahmoud Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Jihad’s on its way…

Source: Jyllands-Posten.
Timeless poetry by Gates of Vienna


Hat Tip: TB.

[ends here -- unless you can think of some more verses]

5 comments:

kahaneloyalist said...

Here are some clips from the TV show Tomorrow's Pioneers

Nahool replaces Farfur

Asud joins the show

Asud threatens to eat the Danes

Zenster said...

Old Mohammed Had a Mosque

Old Mohammed had a mosque,
Allahu ackbar oh!
And in his mosque he had some shaheeds,
Allahu ackbar oh!
With a bomb vest here,
And a bomb vest there
Here a boom, there a boom,
Everywhere a boom-boom
Old Mohammed had a mosque,
Allahu ackbar oh!

Old Mohammed had a mosque,
Allahu ackbar oh!
And in his mosque he had jihadis,
Allahu ackbar oh!
With a gun sex here,
And a gun sex there
Here a bang, there a bang,
Everywhere a bang-bang
Old Mohammed had a mosque,
Allahu ackbar oh!

Old Mohammed had a mosque,
Allahu ackbar oh!
And in his mosque he had some martyrs,
Allahu ackbar oh!
With an terrorist here,
And an terrorist there
Here a kill, there a kill,
Everywhere a kill-kill
Old Mohammed had a mosque,
Allahu ackbar oh!

Old Mohammed had a mosque,
Allahu ackbar oh!
And in his mosque he had some imams,
Allahu ackbar oh!
With an inshallah here,
And an inshallah there
Here jihad, there jihad,
Everywhere jihad-had
Old Mohammed had a mosque,
Allahu ackbar oh!

RISE_UP said...

I don't care who you are..thats funny

Dymphna said...

thanks for your addition, zenster.

It's interesting that we are simply following the Jihad rules, the only difference being that we're laughing...

Zenster said...

Dymphna: thanks for your addition, zenster.

A complete and unalloyed pleasure, M'lady.
There's lots more where that came from.