The Congressional Budget Office estimates that within ten years, the US budget deficit will rise to 90% of GDP. By that time the federal public debt will amount to $170,000 per household.
In other news, illegal immigrants from Eastern Europe who are camped along the River Nene in England are catching, killing, butchering, and eating the river’s swans. The immigrants live in shanties made of plywood and tarpaper along the river, and are depleting the river’s stocks of fish as well as the swans.
Meanwhile, a curio dealer in Montreal is trying to sell what he claims is a bar of soap made from WW2 Holocaust victims. Also, Dutch police are being given special training that will teach them to respect gangs of “youths”.
Thanks to C. Cantoni, Escape Velocity, Freedom Fighter, Gaia, Insubria, JD, KGS, Steen, TB, Vlad Tepes, and all the other tipsters who sent these in.
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