Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio announced that his team of investigators has demonstrated that the digital birth certificate released by Barack Hussein Obama is a definitely a fraud. The Obama administration has declined comment.
In other news, three convicted murderers were hanged in Gaza. The families of the victims were offered the opportunity to collect “blood money”.
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