Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Putting Christ in the Closet

Skull torchWhen I was at William and Mary in the early 1970s it was a tradition — and probably still is — for enterprising thrill-seekers and scofflaws to mount expeditions into the steam tunnels that run under the campus.

The steam tunnels form a network of catacombs connecting the steam plant behind Trinkle Hall with all the older buildings on campus. Sources among current undergraduates tell me that the tunnels have been improved, with lighting and more adequate ventilation. They also carry the backbone of the College’s computer network cables.

But in my day they were pitch-dark and carried nothing but steam, in thick insulated pipes that ran along the ceiling of the tunnel. They were so cramped and low that you couldn’t walk normally; you either moved in a continuous crouch, or crawled. God help you if the batteries in your flashlight gave out.

There were occasional leaks in the pipes, so that visitors had to skirt certain spots cautiously in order to avoid being scalded. The whole place was dusty and quite hot, even in the winter — a real taste of the underworld, with the troglodyte college boys filling in for imps and daemons.

Campus rumor had it that certain fraternities required aspiring members, as part of the initiation process, to negotiate the steam tunnels all the way to the crypt under the chapel in the Wren Building, and prove that they had been there by bringing back a bone from one of the tombs. There was a legend that a skull from the crypt was on display in a special locked “trophy room” in one of the frat houses.

The student newspaper, The Flat Hat, decided to send a reporter down into the tunnels to see if there was any truth to the rumors. Photographing those cramped places would have been difficult at best, and none of the staff photographers was willing to go down there. The reporter needed an artist who was brave (or foolhardy) enough to join the expedition as an illustrator, so the job fell to me.

We entered the steam tunnels through a rotted wooden door in a service room in the basement of Monroe Hall, a residence hall for male upperclassmen. The reporter had a fairly accurate schematic diagram of the route we needed to follow — a hundred yards forward, right into the main trunk line under the big sidewalk, another hundred yards and take a left into the adit leading to the crypt — but it in no way prepared us for the oppressive heat and claustrophobia of the experience. We finally made it to our destination, passing through a broken-down wooden door and climbing through a hole in a brick wall before entering the crypt itself.
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Whatever skeletons had once lain in that dark grotto were long gone. All the brick tombs were broken and empty. We shone flashlights into each of them and saw nothing but dust and the buckled remnants of the lead liners that had once been inside the rotted-away coffins.

It was obvious that the crypt had had many previous visitors — there were initials carved on the walls with dates going back into the 19th century. Blackened spots of wax drippings on the brick ledges indicated that some of our predecessors had been in here with candles rather than flashlights. But no bones and no skulls, alas. I found a single human tooth on a ledge, and theorized that a previous visitor had placed his trophy skull there for a moment before climbing back out through the hole in the wall.

The Flat Hat eventually published the reporter’s story with my illustrations, causing the College no small embarrassment about the lack of security for the Wren Chapel crypt. The following year, when I went down in the tunnels again, the old wooden barrier had been replaced with a steel-reinforced door set in a cinderblock wall. No more excursions into the Wren Chapel crypt!

The old rumors lost some luster when someone researched the history of the crypt and found out that the College had removed the human remains from the tombs many years ago, and had them re-interred in the Bruton Parish cemetery. So those frat brothers with their trophy skulls were probably noting but an urban legend.

On the other hand, there was that tooth I found — so who knows?

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Up the stairs and through a locked door from the crypt lies the Wren Chapel, a venerable institution of the Church of England, and later the Episcopal Church of the U.S.A. The chapel is located at the southern end of the Wren Building, the oldest and most famous of William and Mary’s buildings. It was designed by Sir Christopher Wren, completed in 1699, and has burned three times — at least once to a shell — and been reconstructed.

In colonial times, regular services were held in the chapel, but it is now only used for special occasions. If you’re a William and Mary alumna of a certain background, the Wren Chapel is the only place you will want to have your wedding.

And now the Wren Chapel is the focus of yet another campus controversy. It has become an opportunity for the College to abase itself once more before the altar of political correctness. It seems that the gold cross on the altar is not inclusive enough to please the gods of Diversity, so it has to go.

It’s not as if any Wiccans or Buddhists complained about the offensive symbol — the College just wants to demonstrate its multicultural sensitivity by pre-emptively removing the cross.

On October 27th — during Homecoming weekend, mind you — after some weeks of controversy and rumor, the President of the College sent out this email:

Dear Fellow Members of the William & Mary Community:

Questions have lately been raised about the use of the Wren Chapel and the cross that is sometimes displayed there.

Let me be clear. I have not banished the cross from the Wren Chapel. The Chapel, as you know, is used for religious ceremonies by members of all faiths. The cross will remain in the Chapel and be displayed on the altar at appropriate religious services.

But the Chapel is also used frequently for College events that are secular in nature — and should be open to students and staff of all beliefs. Whether celebrating our happiest moments, marking our greatest achievements, or finding solace during our most profound sadness, our Chapel, like our entire campus, must be welcoming to all.

I believe a recognition of the full dignity of each member of our diverse community is vital. For this reason, and because the Chapel is surpassing [sic] important in William and Mary’s history and in the life of our campus, I welcome a broader College discussion of how the ancient Chapel can reflect our best values.

Sincerely,

Gene R. Nichol
President

Notice the PC keywords larded throughout this missive — “welcoming”, “dignity”, “diverse”, and “values”. Those little markers trump other words like “tradition”, “history”, and “public opinion”, and lead you into the mind of a full-fledged multicultural college administrator. President Nichol thus demontrates that he wants to lead a quiet life during his tenure, and then claim the Golden Parachute when his time is up.

Will Coggin — the young man who organized the Homecoming feather protest described in my previous post, and who has now given permission to use his name — tipped us to a website that he and his associates have set up to protest this outrage. It’s called “Save the Wren Cross”, and you’ll notice that Mr. Coggin and his friends have left the feathers in the William and Mary logo used on the site.

There is an online petition you can sign, if you are a W&M student, faculty member, or alumnus, or simply an interested resident of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

The Wren Chapel cross being removed

There is also a video of the Wren Cross being removed from the altar and locked away in a closet. In a closet. Christ asked us to pray in a closet — but did He want His holy rood to be locked up there, too?

The Wren Chapel is a Christian institution, and the College’s original charter designated an explicit association with the Church of England. The association was transferred to the Episcopal Church (then the Church of Virginia) after the Revolution, and a partnership with the local Bruton Parish Church continues to this day.

The removal of the cross is offensive in the extreme, not just to Christians, but to all alumni and friends of the College of William and Mary. It denies history, tradition, and the part of the Christian faith in the making of William and Mary and the Commonwealth of Virginia.

If you’re on vacation in Thailand and visit a wat, do you object to taking off your shoes at the door? Are you offended by the burning of candles? Do you feel excluded by all those statues of the Buddha?

When I visit a synagogue during Hanukkah, the menorah is not “unwelcoming”. It doesn’t offend me; it reassures me that I am in a Jewish house of worship, and that everything there is as it should be.

This crusade against the cross is more evidence — as if we needed any — of the inherent racism of the Multicultural Left. We, the educated, literate, sophisticated savants of the West, we’re able to handle all the religious icons of other faiths. No problem; we’re hip and savvy intellectuals. We’re modern and tolerant and ready to include anyone and everyone.

But, according to the reigning PC orthodoxy, those other people, those idol-worshipping heathens, are too primitive to be able to tolerate evidence of other religious faiths. They simply can’t bear the sight of the cross. They run bug-eyed from the room when they see it, because it’s so big and powerful and scary and offensive, and so, well, Christian.

And there are other undercurrents to this issue. Ultimately, for the members of the Anointed who run the academy, the important thing is to install Orthodox Atheism as the institutional religion. We must at all times remain on our guard against the Christers and the fundies, who wait in the wings, ready to overthrow secular modernism and institute theocracy at the drop of a hat.

Give me a break.

This PC-multicultural nonsense — which aims to eliminate all refernces to Judaism and Christianity — has passed the point of ludicrousness and reached the realm of demonic insanity. It’s time to put a stop to it.

18 comments:

Jesus Christ Supercop said...

Yes, it's quite funny how often leftists do things that are blatantly racist, yet advertised as "tolerance," "equality," or "anti-racism." They're really so clueless that they don't even know what their attitudes really lead to, because they never think about them. Why would you question self-evident truths?

james higham said...

Baron, you would know from my blog that I am the sworn enemy of PC. I have even given addresses about it over here at humanistic seminars and so it was wonderful to see this post. I'm going to lift some of it and post on it tomorrow morning [my time]. Thank you.

kelleyb said...

I'm sure other religious symbols would be more than welcome by the good President Nichol. I deal with Academic PC BSers often. I alway want to pray, shower and pour a little Jameson's after each encounter.
kelleyb

Bill said...

Judeaism and Christianity have the most clearly stated and non-relative standards of all religions. It is no wonder Christianity is not welcome in the modern PC world. It holds a true mirror up to their actions. Judeaism is given a pass, sometimes, because of the past persecutions. However, those are being ignored or denied these days.

Christianity is persecuted now because it is the one thing that demonstrates the pen is mightier than the sword. It scares the secular left. The PC dictators actually like the other religions because they justify the thug that resides inside. Dhimmification? They'll profess there is no God but Allah in a heartbeat. Stand up for homosexual rights? No, they are only using them for their own ends.

It will be left to the red necks and genuine conservatives to once again give their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to protect and defend what is dear and true, and in the process also protect and defend the piles of dung that call themselves intellectuals. Eric Hoffer nailed them forty years ago.

hank_F_M said...

Baron

From the start of your story I thought the Cross was going to end up in the crypt – the catacombs.

That’s probably next.

David S. said...

Bill,

How about the next time we have to send ourselves, our sons, brothers, nephews (and nowadays even daughters, sisters, and nieces) into harm's way to save this country, let's just not send anyone to guard the universities? :)

I'm so tired of this nonsense. So tired, in fact, that now I'm quietly waiting in the wings to institute a theocracy at the first possible chance! Don't worry though, the Jews have gotten enough beef over the course of history - they can join in too (the "pro-Zionist" ones anyways).

Janos Hunyadi said...

THe point has been made often enough and explained well enough that 'secular humanism / secular progressivism' IS ITSELF AN ALTERNATIVE RELIGINS, competing with Christianity and Judaism.

The PC crowd view Chrstians as adversaries--or enemies--and see themselves in a Long March against us. Esentially, they see themselves as being at war, and being at war justifies the dishonest methods they use against us. "All's fair in love & war"...
Notice how they cheer every 'victory'

It won't stop; they won't stop. Christians and Jews need to do something.........

Janos Hunyadi said...

...."RELIGION", not the non-word I typed

Snouck said...

Christianity is the spiritual armour of the West. Despite the fact that the church is mostly an empty shell these days, the Left keeps bashing the shell.

Perhaps the Left wants to keep momentum. Once all the institutions that underpin Western civilisation have been thoroughly trashed the Left must get stalled, because there is nothing left to do for them.

Meanwhile Jihadist cells are plotting underground. Harsh reality will overtake the Left and us all. But it is not sofar yet.

Regards,

Snouck

Snouck said...

OT as is my wont:
I understand btw that this college is the first college built in the American Colonies. I did not know that.

These colleges educated and prepared settlers for public life, the foundation of government.

And King William, husband of Mary was a Dutchman. He was a Stadhouder of Holland, one of the 7 countries that constituted the Republic of the 7 provinces, and a powerful leader of our country in the wars against the French, which lasted from 1672 (when the French invaded the Netherlands) to 1702.

William invaded England in 1688, to depose King James II, a despotic Catholic King of a protestant country. Stadhouder William (or Willem in Dutch) landed in Portsmouth (I think) and advanced under the banner "The Liberties of England and the Protestant Religion I will maintain."

William was accepted as King of England, together with his wife Mary and placated the fears of the English of foreign domination of the English by the institution and affirmation of the famous 1689 Bill of Rights, which is to a large extend a predessessor of the American Contitutional model.

The example of succesful Dutch regime change in England lies in the fact that the Dutch and the English were ethnically, religiously, culturally and politically highly similar.

The cause of the impossibility of achieving an pro-Western governments in the Middle East is that those people are not similar to us in all the dimensions previously mentioned.

The cause that it is impossible to intergrate the same people when they come to the West as migrants lies in the same grounds.

These two failures together show the failure of liberalism and its universalist pretensions to explain the world and to be a meaningful guide in practical power politics.

Regards,

Snouck

Robert D Halpert MD said...

I visited William and Mary a few years back. It's a lovely campus. Sad to hear about the Cross being locked up in tyhe Chapel. On the other hand did not St. Paul call the Cross of Christ an "offense" to those who were perishing? These things are and will continue going to happen. Jesus said as much, himself. There is a side of me that wants to stand and fight (yes, like the crusader of old, with that bright red Cross on my white tunic) and there is a side of me that knows these days are coming, and are even now here, when the world will turn against beliveing Christians with hatred and violence we have only seen in 3rd world countries thus far (social Christians don't worry. You are safe, for the moment). I guess what I am saying is that Hope never leaves us berift regardless of what is happening around us. We will prevail and of that we have no doubts.

Wally Ballou said...

Snouck - second oldest. Harvard got in there first (those sneaks). The following is from W&M's home page:

"America's second-oldest college is also the best small public university in the nation."

The law school, however, isn't giving up its priority claims so easily:

"The College of William & Mary, over 300 years old, was the first college planned for the United States. Its roots go back to the College proposed at Henrico in 1619. An Indian attack on March 22, 1622, in which at least 347 people were killed, caused the plan to be temporarily abandoned. The College is second only to Harvard University in actual operation."

(I suspect the "Indians" were Boston Braves)

Many more claims of priority for W&M may be found here

Snouck said...

Wally Ballou:
"(W&M is) second oldest. Harvard got in there first"

Snouck:
Blast it. ##### injuns!

(stomps away muttering to self in Dutch)

Gryffilion said...

Actually, there is only light underneath Barrett. The rest of the tunnels, even the wider main artery that runs from the steam plant under Jamestown Road towards Ewell, are still unlit, and there are plenty of pipes leaking steam in a rather menacing fashion. We always make sure to dress in "cold weather" clothes, stocking caps, and we bring bottles of water with us to stave off dehydration. We're nothing if not dedicated to (especially to flouting the Administration's rules), like a good W & M student should be.

Mr Eugenides said...

I've had the pleasure of visiting the Wren Chapel during a brief stopover at William and Mary some years ago. This is a disgrace.

JLF said...

What about the mamouth cockroaches in the tunnels?

Mike said...

Baron. I need to speak with you about your trip to the crypt. I would really appreciate any information you could give me. My email is: hodges5206(AT)gmail.com.

Thanks again.

Andrew said...

For the record, wiccans on campus were complaining. I didn't hear anything from the buddhists but that doesn't mean they didn't say anything either.