Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Get a Real Hijab!

 
This won’t compute.

Michael Jackson, the world’s greatest pedophile and cross-dresser has found refuge in Bahrain. It appears he now wears the hijab; obviously he's found a spiritual home: Jacko
     He was wearing an abaya, a robe with long sleeves, under which his pants, white shirt and men's shoes could be seen, and his head and face were wrapped in a black veil. He had black gloves on his hands.
The veil, abaya and gloves were of a style typically worn by conservative Bahraini women, though Jackson appeared to be wearing them to hide his identity.
    With him was a woman — also in an abaya and jeans and a scarf over her head that partially covered her face — who had the two other children. All three children's faces were wrapped in black scarves, and they wore yellow shirts and sweatpants or khakis without robes. The woman's identity was not known.
Now where in the Koran or the hadith is there room for this creature? You don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

It’s laugh at his get-up and cry for his children…

If he weren’t rich and famous, they’d have stoned him by now. At the very least.


Hat tip: Baron Bodissey, who definitely doesn’t need a hijab.

2 comments:

John Sobieski said...

Michael has become even more effeminate as he aged. He probably loves wearing that getup - ooooh, it's so soft and silky.

I understand Janet was with him so that may be who is the other woman.

These children are leading a really weird life, being dropped into this bizarro islamic world.

Isn't the guy broke? Broke in the sense that he will lose all assets to debtor claims (his dreamland ranch, song rights), but I am sure he has several million hidden in Zurich. Any decent financial advisor for the past 25 years would have stashed some cash there. They should have, that is.

Van Berthemium said...

He is very lucky he hasn't been arrested (or worse) yet, especially after apparently entering women's washrooms while they were occupied by women. Other men who dress as women in conservative Muslim countries find out quickly that there are ahadith against this with rather severe penalties.