Friday, January 13, 2006

Condi: Wile E. Woman

 
Pravda says hormones are the basis for the US Secretary of State’s recent criticism of Russia’s revenge on Ukraine by raising gas prices.
    Ms. Rice’s criticism can be explained with the politician’s personal peculiarities. Why is Condoleezza Rice so fond of her “strict teacher” role? Is it her technique that she follows to stay in the center of political attention? The leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky, expressed his opinion on the matter in an exclusive interview with Pravda.Ru.
“Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.
“Such women are very rough. They are all workaholics, public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: “Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she is!
“This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female. She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened…
My heavens, is he saying what I think he’s saying? That all the Secretary of State needs is a roll in the hay and then the idiotic problems Russia created will dissolve into thin air?

Well, who would have guessed that the Secretary’s love life would have international repercussions? Now that is one powerful woman! Let’s replace Kofi right now.

Oh, by the way, are you holding your breath, waiting for American feminists to complain about this uppity, wacky white male? I didn’t think so.

I’m not either.

7 comments:

WICatholic said...

Whoa! That is exactly what it sounds like! It also sounds like he thinks she should be home taking care of things there.

She must have really hit a nerve. Go Condi!

Always On Watch said...

Now that is one powerful woman! Let’s replace Kofi right now.

Condi could hardly do worse than Kofi, could she?

shoprat said...

I wonder what they would think of "President Rice".

jaed said...

Worse than that. There's a portion lower down that amounts to a suggestion that she should be gang-raped by a barracks full of soldiers.

It does seem to me that Condi has encountered a whole lot more of this sort of...thing...than previous women in high office. I seem to remember some sort of comments about her being a jungle beast, etc. emanating from the Middle East, and some nastiness in mainstream German and British media. Not to mention the homegrown racist cartoons and jokes.

Wally Ballou said...

It's important to note that the current publication which calls itself "Pravda" is not the same as the old commie rag, has no offficial standing, and has become one of the wilder-eyed tabloids, full of exclusives about ESP, flying saucers, and the conspiracy theory of the month.

Mr Z is a lovely chracater. He has said some hair-raising things in the past about his willingness to focibly ebgage the West. A little swinishness on the subject of Condi is just icing on the cake.

See a summary here

Such things as:
"Zhirinovsky praised Adolf Hitler's ideology of National-Socialism in an Izvestia article. One of his books, "The Last Thrust to The South", advocates military aggression against Russia's Southern neighbors as a way of achieving political stability in the region. Vladimir Zhirinovsky made headlines by threatening to take Alaska back from the United States, nuke Japan, and flood Germany with radioactive waste."

If that's what's in the wings, I'll take Putin any day.

who, me? said...

Mr. Z is generally thought to be hyper-nationalist virtual-fascist (and I don't throw that word around); so feminists would have no problem objecting, except for rampaging BDS.

I am optimistic that the educable feminists will notice that women are under attack in this and other ways around the world, and will sober up and appreciate America.

Not everyone is "stuck..." forever.

Papa Ray said...

I wonder where the outrage and calls for censorship are from the American Liberal Feminists are?

Perhaps they think that Condi, is not one of them?

I hope so. Because she sure isn't.

Papa Ray
West Texas
USA