Take a few moments and contemplate the photo at right.
It’s a statue in front of some kind of official EU building in Brussels. I stole it (and the title of this post) from Steen — go over to Snaphanen to see a full-sized version.
Notice the stern-visaged woman holding up a EU/Euro symbol for everyone to worship.
Notice the strange blocky-looking men lying supine beneath Lady Euro, reaching upwards as if to clutch desperately at the withheld currency symbol.
Notice the Fascist Modern style of sculpture, eminently suitable for 21st-century Brussels.
We need a motto to go with it.
My suggestion: EUphoria, EUphemism, and EUthanasia!