Thursday, September 07, 2006

More Mockery

It’s been remarked here and in many other places that Islam suffers from a severe case of Humor Impairment Disorder, or HID.

Since the funniest people in the world are usually Jewish, it’s no surprise that it took a Jew to create some really funny Islamic jokes. Bernie at Planck’s Constant has put out the requisite effort, and here are some of the results:

Henny YoungmanHow many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?

None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

*   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?

Lefty!

*   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?

It features full facial nudity!

*   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?

“Live ammunition.”

*   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.

“Would you like male or female?”

“Female, please.”

“Would you like Black or White?”

“White, please.”

“Would you like Christian or Muslim?”

This question confused the man, so he asked,”What has the religion got to do with it? It’s an inflatable doll!”

“Well,” explained the assistant,”The Muslim one blows itself up!”

*   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

You’ll have to go over to Bernie’s place to read the rest.

12 comments:

JMK2006 said...

In the 20th C. the world gave the Jews a lemon. And what did the Jews do? They made lemonade.

Then the Jews gave some of their lemonade to the Palestinians. And what did the Palestinians do? They made molotov cocktails.

Ba-dum-bum

Jesus Christ Supercop said...

How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Mohammed didn't need any light bulbs!

Beach Girl said...

Thanks. :) laughing right out loud.

Phanarath said...

Saw these one on a Lebanese blog.

Why did Hizpallah make the V-sign after the war ?

Two houses where stil standing.


Why do the old ladys consider Nasralla to be a sexsumbol ?

He set them 40 years back.

Mark D. Glesne said...

Found you by way of South Park Conservative.

Great blog! Keep up the good work.

Profitsbeard said...

How many jihadists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

(One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world around it.)

Phanarath said...

heh.. Profitsbeard

Wouldent it be better with just this ? :

"One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world"

Profitsbeard said...

phanarath-

Of course.

(But I wanted to let everyone make the real, root joke themselves from the raw material. DIY humor is always more fun.)

*~@):~{>

Archonix said...

How many mullahs does it take to change a lightbulb?

"You cannot change what Allah has willed."

Profitsbeard said...

archonix-

Until they find a 'pre-Koranic' (circa 700 A.D.) version of the now-accepted al-Qur'an and begin to wonder who changed all of Allah words?.

Every non-'orthodox' version was supposedly destroyed by an early Caliph.

But, as the Nag Hammadi "Gnostic Gospels" show, you can't eradicate every contrary text, even with an absolute Sharia police state doing the burning.

Iconoclastic maniacs overlook some things, also.

(Maybe a contradictory Koran ensconced in a pottery jug, under a rock north of Medina, hidden by a persecuted Sufi?)

Muslim*girl* said...

OK, can you guys please tell me why you guys are writing this down, just for a good laugh, is that why i know there are some crazy muslim, but if u see one that doesn't mean there all like that, and i can tell you guys am would never blow my self up, and have you ever thought of thinking about how you would fell if people just didn't understand your relgion, am not a mean, person but please this is non sense i can't stop you guys but, people who never heard of Islam will come and read this and get that the whole idea of islam is blowing each other up. and all you guys know that is not true if you would like to learn more or just get the REAL idea of my relgion please come by my page i don't go on it much but i'll try thank you for the people who actually toke the time to read this thank you very much may god bless you and have a good summer : ) P.S ma name is Nawal and am 17 and from MN,USA

P.Srinivasan said...

Q: How do you keep Mohammed busy all through the day?

A: Take a blank sheet of paper, write PTO on both sides and give it to him.