The news story posted below does not include the jokes themselves, but I was fortunately able to obtain them through samizdat channels:
|1.||“What is the difference between Muslims and Kiwis? Muslims get to commit adultery and get stoned, Kiwis get stoned and commit adultery!”|
|2.||Mr. Williamson also quipped about the weather being “Shi’ite in the morning and Sunni in the afternoon.”|
In other news, Senator John Kerry said that the reasons the Democrats are having so much trouble against the Republicans in this fall’s election is that the voters are stupid and have short attention spans. OK, so he didn’t use those exact words — but read it; you’ll see that’s essentially what he said. That can’t help but improve his party’s chances at the polls.
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Thanks to C. Cantoni, DF, ESW, Gaia, GB, JD, Kitman, Nilk, Reinhard, RRW, and all the other tipsters who sent these in.
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