The EU Gospel

Come on people now
smile on your brother
everybody get together
and try to love one another right now

In a style that seems a cross between Big Brother and Forrest Bumpf, the EU is preaching love. In fact they even have special You Tube videos to make their point. Unfortunately, things like “Bridal Night” and “Cara Finally Gets Some” are a bit explicit for a PG 13 blog like Gates of Vienna, so you’ll have to click over there to see them.

According to Brussels Journal these charming bits of pornography are the brainchildren of Margot Walstrom, head of “communications” for the EU. She had them made in order to —

…boost interest in the workings of the EU. […] Wallstrom’s spokesman […] denied it was in questionable taste. “[…] It’s a question of taste. It doesn’t always have to be about press releases. These clips explain better what the EU is doing.”

There’s a clip for every sexual orientation except children and animals. I expect to see those soon, however.

After all, the EU is nothing if not painfully, brainlessly inclusive.


Hat tip: LN

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