Information from The Watcher of Weasels to bring you up to date — or perhaps you already knew this:
Some fans of the Watermelon want to make August 3rd the unofficial celebration of National Watermelon Day, but to me Watermelon Day is the perfect nickname for Earth Day, because so many of its most ardent supporters are really just Marxists wrapped up in eco-friendly clothing... they’re Red on the inside and Green on the outside. And the so-called environmentalist movement is really just a conduit for their anti-Capitalist and anti-American propaganda. Ask anyone who scoffs at this notion why it is that Lenin’s birthday was chosen as the official day to celebrate Earth Day, eh?
Earth Day is Lenin’s birthday?? It’s the birthday of the Baron’s Boy also. How will I break the news?
But please, let us not ruin a perfectly good fruit on a group of nut cakes.