Monday, March 27, 2006

Speedy Indeedy

 
Bye-bye 26.4 kbps!Those of you who live in busy cities with all the amenities haven’t struggled with dial-up internet services since you were in … well, whatever you were wearing back then. However, those of us in the bucolic Middle of Beyond (you can find our space on maps marked “Here Be Dragons”) have had to put up with connections that get more and more problematic as web pages get fancier and scriptier, and absolute hell to load.

With dial-up you learn to cut the connection to the page as soon as the text is finished. It would be nice to see the pictures, but I could take a small vacation while waiting for the whole page to come in.

No more. We hung up the phone and got internet satellite. So far, so wonderful. It’s like a toy to click on Roger Simon and see his sweet mug pop up so quickly, followed immediately by the whole darn page. Wow. It’s like trading in a model T for a helicopter. Only not so noisy.

Now I get to go to The Adventures of Chester and see his header before the text loads. And, oh my, All Things Beautiful really is --beautiful, I mean -- once you can see all her pictures. They’re so lush.

It was a toss-up which took longer, The Anchoress or Atlas Shrugs. Now I can read the whole thing with just a click. It’s like being in a candy store. So is Sissy Willis. I love her pictures but she makes me want to buy a good camera and play around with images.

Oh, and now I can get a daily dose of the curmudgeon at Daily Pundit. Perhaps some of it will rub off on me. Rant, rant.

I’ve enjoyed Florida Cracker, but I’ve never been able to wait for her pictures, either. I’ve had to be satisfied with text. No more, señor!

Peaktalk seemed to have an attack of paralysis every time I tried to get on. A blue-gray screen for an eternity…kiss that interminable wait goodbye.

It will be especially nice to go over and bother a4g at Point Five. I don’t have to sit on that broken red curb waiting for the text to appear. Now I get to be a pest. And for the antidote, I get to visit Winds of Change, where important topics are going on without me. But no more.

Why I might even visit Dr. Sanity without swearing at the weird things her page does under the slo-mo of dialup. You wouldn’t believe…it’s a made-to-order psychotic break watching that sucker load…and load…and load. She may even have Little Green Footballs beat in the waitng-for-godot department.

When I was growing up, we didn’t have a car. I used to envy anyone who could just jump in, turn the key and take off. What careless luxury those families with cars enjoyed. But I’ve spent more time waiting for pages to load than I ever spent standing on the corner waiting for the No. 4 Murray Hill to arrive. The ony difference was you could wait for a page to come up without getting rained on. Though I hear that with internet satellite you get rain fade -- I put up with one and I'm sure I'll survive the other.

So now I got me own car and me own speedy internet connection. Last night, just for fun, I went over to L'Ombre de l'Olivier just to watch the olives dangle. Very pretty, indeed.

Of such small pleasures is heaven made.


Hmmm...I wonder what uses the Baron will have for this lovely contraption? Maybe I shouldn't ask? Oh, never mind...he likes them with a little heft and some ability to cook. I don't think you can get pot roast on line. Yet.

10 comments:

Sissy Willis said...

Let there be light.

a4g said...

The thrill lasts for about two days.

Soon, you'll be surprised how much rage a two second load-time can cause.

&#$%ing internet.

Always On Watch said...

I went to broadband a week ago. Wonderful! The only drawback is that I can no longer grade a student's essay while pages are loading. I kid you not! Certain sites took so much time to load that I could grade entire essays during my "down time."

Enjoy!

Dymphna said...

a4g--

I don't think the thrill will go away that quickly. I still like the fact that I don't have to wait for the bus and it's been a good few decades now.

Unlike you spoiled elitists, we simple country folk don't take things for granted...of course, my electric connectivity is no more certain than it ever was, but at least I can blog in the dark on my laptop!

Wifi in the yard. How cool is that??

Dymphna said...

always on --

I believe you. I would load up essays and read while I waited for things to connect..

floridacracker said...

About time y'all got some real internet.

"Two-second-load rage": Like how I used to laugh at the idea of Elizabeth Taylor standing in front of the microwave and screaming "Hurry up!"
Now I'm like "Three minutes for this TV dinner? But I'm hungry *now*.

dirty dingus said...

Could this be you and the baron in a few weeks?

:)

And if you like the olives use your broadband to see the entire 70+ image set

Thunder Pig said...

Yet another blogger has left the outer darkness for the light. sigh.
Shoot, I can click on an e-mail, go into the kitchen and microwave some instant coffee, and come back before it loads. I am actually joyous when it rains or snows because that means I can "blend in" with the students at the local University and spend the day visiting sites I cannot visit from home due to quarter-hour download times.

I, too, will one day shed the shackles of 28.8K dial up for satellite service, but first, I gotts get a computer that can handle it! \:D/

John B said...

Just wait until you have to download a 6 MB attachment or 12 MB update - and it only takes a few minutes. I know high speed costs more but I doubt I could go back to dial-up.

Dana said...

oooh. I be jealous. I actually log into my blog's posting section and then go open up all the pages I plan to visit and go back to my entry to work on it while everything slowly loads up. And make myself some tea, take the puppy out and practice self-control as I remeber how little time this all took on my parents' computer.