The Gates of Vienna section of Café Press is finally up. The Baron hasn’t included everything yet; right now it’s ceramic coffee mugs and a large variety of T-shirts. I had no idea one could find so many different textures, styles, and prices.
Later on, buttons, magnets and bumper stickers will be added to the selection. However, I wouldn’t recommend bumper advertising if you live in a Blue neighborhood. Don’t forget all that name-calling and fussy foot-stomping James Wolcott is subject to.
I want pencils eventually, too, but I’m not sure Café Press offers those. They probably don’t offer ashtrays, either - apologies to our Danish friends, who smoke like chimneys. Wouldn’t it be cool to have cigarette lighters?
You can see what’s on offer here. We have kept it to the lowest mark-up they allow.
Holger Danske merchandise will shortly be available also. You can scare everyone with his evil eye. In addition, there are plans for Islamophobic items of various sorts, so we can keep our JOOOish reputation intact.
Hey, Israeli T-shirts would be way cool. I’d even buy one, in reparation for those marauding Crusaders. I’ll apply the Baron’s mind to the subject...
[That’s all, folks.]