Sunday, June 05, 2005
Muslim women are simply enthralling. Why else would there have arisen such complicated and minute strictures regarding their behavior, dress and comportment? Despite their outwardly demure behavior and their shrouded presence, these women obviously have the power to cloud men's minds.
Such is the power of these creatures that a Muslim man can be driven to rape or even to murder by the glimpse of a leg... or... even worse, actually gazing on the face of a female not related to him.
For the rest of us it is hard to fathom such spell-binding power.
Meanwhile Western women's dress, appearance and appeal continue to decline (as does the Western birthrate; there may be a correlation here). Women's clothing is often ripped and tattered. Their shirts, usually shrunken and ill-fitting, are way too short to allow their wearer to tuck them in. Thus women are forced to exhibit bulging sections of avoir dupois otherwise best left to the imagination. But it's moot since these poor creatures couldn't tuck in a shirt anyway. Driven by the dictates of the fashion police to drill holes into their navels and string them with protruding pieces of wire, the pain of having clothing abrade such a wound would be inhumane.
Lacking the protection of the burqa, Western women are unable to hide their facial disfigurement. Not so much riveting as riveted in cheek and chin, our women are forced to pierce their lips, nose, tongues and eyebrows. Some of them must be held down while collagen is injected into their lips, grotesquely enlarging them. Others are anesthesized, their breasts cut open and collagen forced into the area of their anatomy normally reserved solely for mammary ducts and glands.
These poor creatures bring to mind the old custom of marking slaves. Thus distinguished by their masters, any dash for freedom would futile. Today, the various hooks, loops and posts dangling from their faces is a dead give-away of their status, as are their puffy lips. Their deformed, heavy breasts would deter any attempt to run far. No, these women will never escape.
Captive rather than captivating, what are Western women to do? Perhaps their Muslim sisters could give lessons on how to drive men wild. It can be said with certainty that Muslim women have figured out how to be spell-binding. Even now, we witness Muslim men creating new and better ways to curb the power of these vixens. Mesmerizing creatures, they drive men to such frenzy that even the most upright of fellows cannot risk losing all control by being in the same room with any female who has reached puberty. And some who haven't.
Now that is some kind of female allure.
Nota Bene: This is humor. ~D
Posted by Dymphna at 6/05/2005 04:54:00 PM