Saturday, July 21, 2007

Stop Me if You've Heard This One

“Fred Thompson and Hillary were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican, Fred Thompson, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson’s pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.

Now, do you understand the difference?”


hat tip Lifted from Dr. Phat Tony’s


[laughter here]

2 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Adapted that joke for use in the UK. Very good.

Pete said...

I reckon even Hilari will support Holy House of Saud's covert action program in Iraq.

I am fervently rooting for Mrs Clinton.

Pete al Fred

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