"Oh my. I had it just a moment ago. Where is the pork sausage that I was so keen on buying? I must have mislaid it someplace in another aisle. Where oh where can it possibly be?"
"Well, look at this! Somehow I managed to leave my highly aromatic and greasy pork sausage here among the halal food products. Can you imagine that? I'll have to be more cautious next time. If I'm not more careful I might accidently leave some smoked bacon and cured ham there, too."
Brilliant. Effing brilliant. If the French can adopt this en masse, they might possibly redeem themselves for the Eurabia Pact. Let's hope this becomes something of epidemic proportions all through European markets.
In case any of you think that this is unique, please remember all of those Australian sheep that got fed some ham just before they were supposed to be shipped off to Saudi Arabia.
Don't forget to walk the chien in the Parking lot to complete this picture. Make it uncomfortable for your "guests" who have outworn their welcome - TRES Uncomfortable. Dr. Shalit
In several French supermarkets, hallal items are to be found among pork products. Sliced turkey meat is a popular hallal equivalent of ham. The packages look the same, and the store managers put them on the same shelf.
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"Oh my. I had it just a moment ago. Where is the pork sausage that I was so keen on buying? I must have mislaid it someplace in another aisle. Where oh where can it possibly be?"
"Well, look at this! Somehow I managed to leave my highly aromatic and greasy pork sausage here among the halal food products. Can you imagine that? I'll have to be more cautious next time. If I'm not more careful I might accidently leave some smoked bacon and cured ham there, too."
Brilliant. Effing brilliant. If the French can adopt this en masse, they might possibly redeem themselves for the Eurabia Pact. Let's hope this becomes something of epidemic proportions all through European markets.
In case any of you think that this is unique, please remember all of those Australian sheep that got fed some ham just before they were supposed to be shipped off to Saudi Arabia.
citoyens de France -
Don't forget to walk the chien in the Parking lot to complete this picture.
Make it uncomfortable for your "guests" who have outworn their welcome - TRES
Uncomfortable. Dr. Shalit
In several French supermarkets, hallal items are to be found among pork products. Sliced turkey meat is a popular hallal equivalent of ham. The packages look the same, and the store managers put them on the same shelf.
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