There’s lots of rich, chunky, nutty, newsy goodness in tonight’s feed.Today seems to be the Day of the Penis:
- Lady sea snails in Perth, Australia, are growing penises on their heads.
- $800,000 of Grade-A U.S. Government stimulus money — that’s your tax dollars, folks! — was spent teaching African men how to wash their penises.
- And two Swedish sailors are in trouble for painting a flying penis on a banner flown from their boat during a naval exercise.
Perhaps we should send some stimulus money to those poor Swedish boys to help them pay their fines.
In other news, a lawyer in Australia made a video of himself smoking pretend joints rolled using pages torn from the Koran and the Bible. Needless to say, he has been threatened with death, and is now in hiding.
To see the headlines and the articles, open the full news post.
Thanks to BG, C. Cantoni, Diana West, Fjordman, GB, JD, JP, KGS, McR, Reinhard, Sean O’Brian, Srdja Trifkovic, Steen, TB, VH, and all the other tipsters who sent these in.
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1 comment:
One day is the day of the imans. The next is the day of the penises. Not much difference?
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