It’s All Denmark’s Fault

Back during the Motoon crisis Vera, who blogs in both English and Finnish at Vera’s Log, created the pastiche below. It’s apparently based on an old song from a South Park episode — you South Park regulars will probably recognize the original source, and can supply the tune for yourselves:

BLAME DENMARK NOW

Times have changed.
Crusaders are getting worse!
They won’t respect our culture
Even when we scream and curse!
Should we blame the Jews, or the Western society?
Or should we blame infidel democracy?

NO! blame Denmark now, blame Denmark now
With all their beady little eyes
An’ flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Denmark now, blame Norway too,
We need to form a full assault, it’s Denmark’s fault

Don’t blame me for my Ahmad
He saw that darn cartoon and now he’s off to join Jihad!
And my Muhammed once used to read the hadith all day
But now he became a Shiite and ran away!

Well, blame Denmark now, blame Denmark now,
It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Denmark came along
Blame Denmark now, blame Norway too,
And let’s blame also Sweden, just in case.

My son could’ve been a doctor or a mullah, it is true,
Instead he become a terrorist and burned up like barbecue

Should we blame Osama, should we blame Zarqawi?
Or the people who sent him to bomb Israel?

HECK NO!

Blame Denmark now, blame Denmark now
With their obscene freedom of speech.
And their infidel Arla foods.
Blame Denmark now, blame Denmark now,
And Jyllands-Posten, and especially Rasmussen.

Hat tip: Christine of Vigilant Freedom.


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